Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Two For One...Bow Down/Tiger Tiger Woods Yall!‏


"Bow Down"


To be perfectly honest! I don't feel sorry for Bobby Bowden. For 25 years, he was one of the best coaches in college football. For the past 5, he's been one of the best cheerleaders. You're 80 and your wife is still alive. Go be with her and your 20 plus grandchildren. I promise that FSU will have something named in your honor and they will never forget you. Neither will college football for that matter.


"Tiger Tiger Woods Yall"


As one article put it, Tiger would love to use a mulligan right about now. Let's call it for what it is. Curiosity kills the cat and by Tiger trying to avoid the obvious, it's only going to make it worse. For those who haven't been following the story, click here!

I have a few theories of my own...

1). It's true, Tiger was playing Thunder Cat with ole girl from the tabloids and his wife got fed up. After his wife hit hm a few times, he thought about Chris Brown and wanted to drive away from the situation.

2.) TP: Why did he leave his house so late? ME: Maybe he was going to get ice cream (w/o the swirl)!

3.) Word on the street is Tiger don't drink like that, but maybe he did that night, and before he left the house, ole girl had already busted out the windows and his lip and face. Therefore he decided to try his luck and bolt for Cali for his golf tournament a few days early...

Other theories?

4 comments:

  1. "Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."

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  2. Why is it they cheat with women how have nothing to lose? You are Tiger Woods damnit!

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  3. What Tiger did is wrong, however he does not owe anyone except his wife and family an explanation. As I am hearing more and more stuff, Tiger REALLY needed a lesson in discretion. And now the Perkins restaurant manager!!?? Gees, Tiger gets around..."the Underground don't stop for hos!!"

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  4. I am a bit concerned about the talk regarding his unprotected relations with the porn stars. It's all too much! I starting to think that this is more than a man getting some extra lovin' on the side. Maybe he has a serious problem.

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